"Welcome to McDonald's, may I help you?"
"I...I...uh...I want a Mack-donald's hamburger."
"Would you care for an apple pie with that, sir?"

If I wanted a damn pie
I would have ordered a damn pie!

Dr. Wells! Dr. Wells!
I don't wanna go back to the ward, Dr. Wells
I've been doin' very well
On my medication!
I don't wanna have to go back to the ward -
I ain't goin' back to Bolivar, Dr. Wells
I ain't goin' back to Bolivar because I
Didn't do nothin' - why they always blame me?
Always blaming me for everything
But I didn't do a god-damn thing!
And besides - I never even really come here
And the one damn time I do
Ya'll just try to confuse me!
Now did I do that to you?

You can be sure as shootin'
I ain't goin' back to the ward, Dr. Wells!
I ain't goin' back to no Bolivar again
'cause it wasn't my fault
I ain't gonna be hogtied like that
One more time,
Not hogtied - not me!
I've been on my medication!
I got a girlfriend and everything!
I'll just...I'll just burn your restaurant down
And shoot y'all with a high-powered rifle!
Why don't you just tell these people, Dr. Wells
To get away from me!

Burn Burn Burn!!!

'Cause if I wanted a damn pie,
I would have ordered a damn pie!

Entertaining foreign potentates
Trading maps of real estate
Different kinds of protocol
For greedy nations
Large and small

Democratic rhetoric
Our civilization's flagship
Our ideals
Our armed forces
A naked grab for resources

Fuck that shit!
Watch what we do and not what we say
Fuck that shit!
To be ignorant of the past
Is to remain a child
Fuck that shit!

Information society
Our lifestyle security
Our nations' hegemony
An efficient technopoly

Janus-faced America
Values clinging to a log
Fight any fight
Bear any burden
Ignore that man
Behind the curtain

Social science specialists
Utilitarian management
Las Vegas in cyberspace
A quantifiable database

The big, bad dude
That hangs with you
Has gone insane
The big, bad dude
That hangs with you
Has gone insane

Gorilla Pimp
Gorilla Pimp
Run yourself a trot-line
With yourself some ho
Get yourself a motel
With yourself some ho
Get yourself a wet-bar
With yourself some ho

Ho! Where my money?

He's a motherfucker going out with his mom
That motherfucker be fucked up
He's got to have a woman or he's fucked up
That motherfucker be fucked up
Someone to adore him
Someone to implore him
That motherfucker be fucked up
That motherfucker ain't nothing
But a motherfucker
That motherfucker be fucked up

He's fucking his mother in a bullshit scene
That motherfucker be fucked up

I put a thousand dollar dressing
On my million dollar duck
I put a thousand dollar dressing
On my million dollar duck
Running out of credit cards
Running out of luck
I put a thousand dollar dressing
On my million dollar duck
Running down the highway
Running out of luck
Running out of dressing
Running out of duck

Aren't you cold without your petticoat?
Tell me the story about the billygoat
You shouldn't be here
Alone in this park
You shouldn't be here
Because it's way after dark

Hempstead Heath
Children are missing
Not returning home
From their day of play
A mysterious woman
Has been seen
In the gloom
On the green
Where the boys and girls
Have remained too late
With her milky, white arms
Beckoning outstretched
And her voice as soft
As a flower's perfume
Only her eyes had any sense of doom

Bloofer lady
Bloofer lady

And the blood came running all down my neck
And the blood came running all down my dress
And I said, "Mommy won't you help me go
Away from this place!"
And I said, "Waaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Come on baby do the vulcan mind probe
Come on baby do the vulcan mind probe
Come on babe, I need my vulcan mind blown
Come on baby do the vulcan mind probe

I got an alien in my brain
Got an alien in my brain
Drive me off into outer space
Driving me insane
Drive me into outer space
'Cause I got that alien in my brain

I have the nausea now
The existence of the owl
I'm collared with a chain
My pleasure comes from pain
I wear my bird costume
The one with the owl plumes

At the party on a leash
In a bird costume
Now I have my freedom
From the hell of self
At the party on a leash
In a bird costume
Naked beyond being
And nothingness

Rene' he is my love
Sir Stephen is my lord
They define my hopes and fears
The Music of the Spheres
Without them I would die
I submit with my hands tied

You know I love your rancid bush
But I'll roll you over and drive it in your tush
Slippin' and slidin' across the bed
Give me head 'til I'm dead
Suck them titties like a baby cow
Open the door, show me where to plow
Grab that big ol' ear of corn
Roll me over and drive me home
I know you're tastin' sweet
I know you're tastin' sour
Come on give me that golden shower

Life's a gamble
And you lost
But you got friends
In back alleys, dead ends

The sweet wine life
Alcohol and sugar
The plasma center
Losing your liver
Mad Dog 20/20
Thunderbird
Come on old friend
Come to me
Join the wino herd

Newspaper blankets
Bum-littered streets
The drunk-tank roundup
Want-ad sheets

Bile oozes out
From every pore in my body
As Brando said,
"I could have been somebody."

Asleep in a dumpster
Out of the cold wind's attack
A truck pulls up
And they tip me in back
Mad Dog 20/20
Thunderbird
Come women and children
Come to me
Join the wino herd

You resent your mom
So it's tough to get along
Each woman that you meet
Doesn't meet your unmet needs
Your low self-esteem
Fixed by patriarchal dreams
A woman in her place
Bigotry by sex, not race

As long as you see sex
As "getting pussy"
A box is your home
Cold and alone
As long as you see women
As holes for your penis
You are not a credit
To your species or genus

Misogyny
Misogyny
One of the primal engines
Of society

Work out your problems
With your mommy

Rush Limbaugh - evil blimp
Peddler of fear for money
Rush Limbaugh - evil blimp
Apostle of greed and hatred
Rush Limbaugh - evil blimp
Indifferent to the sufferings of others
Rush Limbaugh - evil blimp
Laughing at the suffering of others

But being raped isn't funny
Being lynched isn't funny
Being sexually harrassed on the job isn't funny
So what is so funny?

Being poor isn't funny
Being oppressed isn't funny
Being denied an equal chance at life isn't funny
So what is so funny?

Rush Limbaugh - evil blimp
Peddler of fear for money
Rush Limbaugh - evil blimp
Apostle of greed and hatred
Rush Limbaugh - evil blimp
Stereotyping racist deceiver
Rush Limbaugh - evil blimp
Messiah of a grotesque vision
That excludes the many
From your perverse version
Of the American Dream
But there is much, much more
Between heaven and earth
Than are found in your philosophy
And there's a world out there
That knows you don't care
As you ratify the worst in the ignorant
The weak and the selfish

'Cause being raped isn't funny
Being lynched isn't funny
Being sexually harrassed on the job isn't funny
So just what is so funny?